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Special thanks to my American friend who helped me proofread my writing.It’s taken me almost a year to find some pieces of this information.
I believe that if you spend 5-10 minutes reading this essay, you will be better informed than if you listen to a lifetime’s worth of Major Media news. Please don’t assume that I’m a very old person. I’m just 18, and a university student studying English who just cannot sit back and let the lies fly unchallenged.
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I believe that if you spend 10 minutes reading this essay, you will be better informed than if you listen to a lifetime’s worth of Major Media news. This article has two parts:
1. Cultural and general info
2. Political info.
Note: I’ve explained everything.Any answers before reading the whole thing will prove to be wrong.Specially the political part.I’ve provided evidence for whatever I say.It’s just the way it is. (more…)
I believe that if you spend 10 minutes reading this essay, you will be better informed than if you listen to a lifetime’s worth of Major Media news. This article has two parts:
1. Cultural and general info
2. Political info.
Note: I’ve explained everything.Any answers before reading the whole thing will prove to be wrong.Specially the political part.I’ve provided evidance for whatever I say.It’s just the way it is.
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I think reading this in 5-10 minutes would be better than listening to the news for a lifetime.Plz don’t think I’m a very old person.Just 18.A university student studying English who just cannot sit back and hope.This article has two parts: 1.Cultural and general info and music 2.political info.If you wanna get enlightened and shocked read it from top to bottom. (more…)
Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he
hasn’t come back yet!
Santa: Why don’t u cook something else?
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You
know
why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where.
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Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying
furiously…
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.
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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to Punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.
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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza
hut kyun leja raha hai……..
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein ‘Delivery Free’ hai.
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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab ** ? ?o
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
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American says: ‘ US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..’
Sardarji says: ‘ India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!’
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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta
hai
jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied.
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
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Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I
sent my wife with him.
ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED
> >> > SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
> >> > WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
> >> > MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
> >> > MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
> >> > MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
> >> > SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
> >> >
> >> >
> >>*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=…
> >> > “Help…. the Titanic is going to be drowned….”
> >> > Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or
> >>praying to
> >> >God…
> >> > Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
> >> > Italian : How far is land, from here ?
> >> > Sardarji : Two miles
> >> > Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making
> >>noise.
> >> > I have got the experience of swimming even more.
> >> > The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up
> >> > to the layer to ask something again.
> >> > Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from
> >>here ?
> >> > Sardarji : Downwards… !!
> >> >
> >> >
> >>*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=…
> >> > Sardarjee to Sunita: “I want to marry you”
> >> > Sunita: “But I am one year elder to you.”
> >> > Sardarjee: “No Problem, then I will marry you next year.”
> >> >
> >> >
> >>*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=…
> >> > Q:) Why does sardarji brings binoculars in his own
> >>marriage?
> >> > A:) To see his far relatives.
> >> >
> >>*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=…
> >> > Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
> >> > beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started
> >>to eat
> >> >them.
> >> > “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the
> >>pub-owner.
> >> > So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
> >> >
> >>*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=…
> >> > Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in
> >>the back
> >> >direction.
> >> > This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji
> >>and
> >> > then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward
> >>direction
> >> > While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him
> >>and asked
> >> > “Sardarji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho”
> >> >
> >> >
> >>*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=…
> >> > A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels,
> >> > but he always started reading from the middle.
> >> > A friend of his asked why he did so?”
> >> > It’z doubly interesting”, said the Sardar. “TO start from
> >>the
> >> > middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but
> >>also about
> >> >its beginning
> >> >
> >> >
> >>*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=…
> >> > Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
> >> > On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
> >> > Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana
> >>peel
> >> > and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and
> >> > exclaimed” ari sala, aaj to choice hai”!!!!!!
> >> >
> >>*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=…
> >> > A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly
> >>gate
> >> > Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to
> >>the advances
> >> >in education
> >> > on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective
> >>heavenly soul
> >> >must answer
> >> > two questions:
> >> > 1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
> >> > 2. How many seconds are there in a year?
> >> > The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered…
> >> > 1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today
> >>and
> >> >Tomorrow.
> >> > 2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
> >> > Saint Peter said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even
> >>though
> >> >it’s not
> >> > the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how
> >>did you get
> >> >only
> >> > 12 seconds in a year?”
> >> > The Sardar replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March
> >>2nd,
> >> >etc….”
> >> > Saint Peter lets him in without another word
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
>
>*======*======*======*=======*======*==…
> >> >
> >> > Miss Call Pjjjjjj :
> >> >
> >> > Once Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired with the mobile
> >> >communication
> >> > and decided to use the conventional method of communication
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > That is to use pigeons to send messages.
> >> >
> >> > One day Santa sends his pigeon. When the pigeon reaches to
> >>Banta it
> >> >is
> >> > without the message.
> >> >
> >> > Banta picked his mobile and asked Santa what is this joke?
> >>The pigeon
> >> >is
> >> > without the message.
> >> >
> >> > Then Santa said, “abe khote this was a missed call.”
> >> >
> > >
>> > > > > Sardarji is buying a TV.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “Do you have colour TVs?”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “Sure.”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “Give me a green one, please.”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > * * * * *
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Sardarji calls Air India.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “Just a sec,” says the rep.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “Thank you.” says the Sardar and hangs up.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > * * * * *
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Sardarji is filling up a job application.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE,
>> > > > >
>> > > > > ADDRESS, etc.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > After much thought he writes: Yes.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > * * * * *
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Sardarji proposes to a woman.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > She says yes, if you bring me a pair of crocodile
>> > > > > boots.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > He sets off to Africa and disappears.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Finally they find him hunting crocodiles
>> > > > >
>> > > > > and watch him killing a huge one.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > He walks over the reptile, checks its legs,
angrily
>> > > > > exclaims:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “71st and *again* barefoot!”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > * * * * *
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny
object.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > The clerk replies, “That is a Thermos flask.”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > The Sardar asks, “What does it do?”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > The clerk responds, “Keeps hot things hot and cold
>> > > > > things cold.”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > The Sardar says, “I’ll take it!”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > The next day, he walks into work with his new
Thermos.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > His Sardar boss sees him and asks,
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “What is that shiny object with you?”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > He said, “It’s a Thermos flask.”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > The boss asks, “What does it do?”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > He replies, “Keeps hot things hot and cold things
>> > > > > cold.”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > The boss said, “Wow, what do you have in it?”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > The Sardar replies, “Two cups of coffee and a
coke.”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > * * * * *
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Two days later he disconnected it because
>> > > > >
>> > > > > he was getting complaints like
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > * * * * *
>> > > > >
>> > > > > What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
>> > > > >
>> > > > > He compares it with the original for spelling
>> > > > > mistakes.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > * * * * *
>> > > > >
>> > > > > What does Sardarji do when he has one white
>> > > > >
>> > > > > sheet and wants an extra sheet?
>> > > > >
>> > > > > He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > * * * * *
>> > > > >
>> > > > > There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom
fighters.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > They were planning for a free Punjab.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Santa Singh raised a point,
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “Oh…we’ll take Punjab from India but how would
we
>> > > > > develop it?”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > That was a tough one indeed.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Banta Singh had a brainwave…
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “No problem! We’ll attack Amrika, it would take
over
>> > > > > us and then
>> > > > >
>> > > > > we would become a State of USA and develop
>> > > > > automatically.”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > All the surds became happy with this very
>> > > > >
>> > > > > simple solution but an old surd was not.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Someone asked him why he wasn’t happy.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > The old surd replied, “THAT’S ALL VERY WELL…
>> > > > >
>> > > > > WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER
AMRIKA???”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > * * * * *
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and
found a
>> > > > > bargain.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “I would like to buy this small TV,” he told the
>> > > > > salesman.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,” he replied.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > He hurried home removed his turban and changed
>> > > > >
>> > > > > his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “I would like to buy this TV.”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,” Salesman
replied.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “Damn, he recognised me,” he thought.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > He went for a complete disguise this time,
>> > > > >
>> > > > > haircut, new hair colour, new outfit, big
sunglasses,
>> > > > >
>> > > > > waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “I would like to buy this TV.”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,” he replied.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Frustrated, he exclaimed, “How do you know I’m a
>> > > > > Sardar?”
>> > > > >
>> > > > > “Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.
You’re not gonna find this information anywhere else.You’ll find some really important information here as well.I try to speak logically and with reason and I expect logical answers without any prejudice.
I believe that if you spend 10 minutes reading this essay, you will be better informed than if you listen to a lifetime’s worth of Major Media news. This article has two parts:
1. Cultural and general info
2. Political info.
Note: I’ve explained everything.Any answers before reading the whole thing will prove to be wrong.
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I want to change my looks for which i would like to see which hairstyles are best for my face .. Is there any online gallery available ? I tried many websites but most are international sites and such hairstyles are not famous in India… (more…)
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we r interested in getting development of fabric designs in weaves n prints for the coming season ,spring summer-06 for ethnic wear in cottons.
hi guys!
could anybody tell me about what are the latest hairstyles for boys in India.
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